Facebook Trimming - When you go through your Facebook like it’s a trash can and

When you go through your Facebook like it’s a trash can and throw out every old friend, dumb picture, and stupid post.

I trimmed my Facebook so much my 2010 self asked why I deleted him.

I did my Facebook trim so hard my weird cousin got 7 notifications from my old friend.

My Facebook trim was so bad my dog got a notification from my weird uncle.