Facebook Transient
A person who shows up on Facebook for a bit, then vanishes like they were never there, probably because they’re too busy being rich, single, and ignoring everyone.
Hey look at me I just got a new car and a new job and I’m still rich and I’m still single
I had to delete my account because my dog ate my phone and I was too busy being rich
I came back because my ex is still single and I still don’t care