Facebook Transient
A person who pops in on Facebook just to show off, then vanishes for months like they’re hiding from the police, only to come back and do it all over again.
I’m back because I got a new car and a new job and I’m still single and I’m still rich
I had to delete my account because I was being too annoying and my friends blocked me
I came back because my ex is still single and I still don’t care