Facebook Touretts
When you post every single detail of your life online like you're trying to win a contest for the most boring person in the world. You also reply to every post like you're in a relationship with the internet.
'I had cereal for breakfast. The cereal was orange. I didn’t like it.'
'My coworker talked to me. That was weird.'
'I sat in my chair for 12 minutes. That was a long 12 minutes.'