facebook time - The fake time at the bottom of a comment that makes you thin

The fake time at the bottom of a comment that makes you think you're in charge, even though you're just being lazy.

I posted this at 3:47 PM. You're late. 😤

I was here since 4:01 PM. You're a ghost. 👻

I posted this at 5:03 PM. You're dead to me. 💀