facebook tagged
When your Facebook friend spam your wall with so many posts it looks like your face is covered in dirt and you got a face full of hot soup.
My ex just posted 12 selfies and a 500-word rant about how I used to smell like a gym sock.
My cousin tagged me in a photo of her dog wearing a crown and a tuxedo.
My mom posted a video of my baby sister crying and said it was my fault.