Facebook Syndrome (FBS)
When your face is a disaster, but you post it like it's the Mona Lisa, and then people ask why you look like a raccoon in real life.
My face looked like a raccoon. I posted it like the Mona Lisa. People asked why I look like a raccoon.
He posted his face like the Mona Lisa. People saw him in real life. They asked why he looks like a raccoon.
Her face looked like a raccoon. She posted it like the Mona Lisa. Her dog asked why she looks like a raccoon.