Facebook Syndrome (FBS)
When you look like a potato in real life, but your profile pic makes you look like a potato that just won the lottery.
I looked like a potato. My profile pic looked like a potato that just won the lottery. I got 12 likes. I cried again.
He was a potato. His profile pic was a potato that won the lottery. His ex came back.
She looked like a potato. Her profile pic looked like a potato that just got a promotion. Her boss asked her to come in.