Facebook Surfing
Scrolling through your friend's statuses like they're a celebrity. You just want to know what they're doing without having to talk to them or look like a desperate loser.
I scrolled through my friend's statuses like he was famous. He posted about pizza. I posted about my hate for him.
She scrolled through her friend's statuses and saw he was at a party. Now she's mad she wasn't invited.
He scrolled through his friend's statuses and saw he was eating chicken wings. Now he's jealous and wants to fight him.