Facebook Status Surfing
Looking at your friends' statuses like they’re giving you a report card, just to find out what they’re up to without having to ask.
My mom’s status says 'watching TV', probably still mad about my brother’s last prank.
My crush posted 'just hung out with my bestie', probably not thinking about me.
My dad’s status says 'at work', probably still at work, but I’m still checking.