Facebook Status Surfing
It’s when you're checking your friends' statuses like they're giving you a daily update, just to know what they're doing without having to talk to them.
My ex’s status says 'just got a new car', probably still showing it off to everyone.
My bestie’s status says 'just got a new pet', probably still taking selfies with it.
My friend’s status says 'just got a new job', probably still at work, but I'm still checking.