Facebook Status Surfing
It’s when you go from one friend’s Facebook to another like a junkie on a binge, just to find out what they’re doing without having to talk to them.
My bestie’s status says 'got a promotion', probably still at work, but I’m still happy for her.
My crush’s status says 'just got a haircut', probably still looking at himself in the mirror.
My grandma’s status says 'feeling good', probably still on her third cup of coffee.