facebook stalk - Using Facebook to dig up info about someone like they’re a c

Using Facebook to dig up info about someone like they’re a criminal and you’re the detective.

I used Facebook to find out my crush’s favorite food. It was pizza. I felt proud.

I looked up my ex’s profile to see if he was dating my friend. He was. I cried.

I used Facebook to find out my teacher’s dog’s name. It’s Biscuit. I’m now obsessed.