Facebook spring cleaning
every spring, you go on a rage-filled mission to unfriend everyone who wasn’t actually your friend, because they’re just people who liked your post about pizza and now they’re following you like a stalker.
I unfriended 30 people because they liked my post about pizza and now they’re all following me.
My ex was still my friend and I had to unfriend him in front of my new crush.
My gym teacher was still on my friend list and I had to unfriend her because she liked my post about how I hate gym.