Facebook Spiritual
These people are spiritual frauds who use Facebook like it's a church. They copy and paste quotes from anywhere and act like they're the next big thing. They talk about enlightenment like it's a free lunch, but they're just full of hot air.
The universe is your friend. It just doesn't text back.
Awakening is just when your coffee runs out.
I found my inner peace. It was hiding in the fridge.