Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD)

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A messed-up condition where your family and friends pretend you don't exist if you don't post on Facebook. They'll ignore you completely unless you're spamming them with updates.
Your mom texts you: 'I don't know who you are anymore.'
Your best friend tags you in a photo from 2012 and you're like 'Who even are you?'
Your cousin asks you to come to a party and you say 'I don't even know who you are.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A disease where your friends forget about you if you're not on Facebook. They stop talking to you unless you're constantly shouting at them through posts.
Your dad sends you a message: 'You’re not real anymore.'
Your crush doesn’t reply to your texts because you didn’t post anything yesterday.
Your brother says, 'You’re like a ghost now.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A mental problem where your friends and family think you're dead if you're not on Facebook. They stop texting you unless you’re flooding their timeline with nonsense.
Your sister says, 'You’re not even alive anymore.'
Your friend sends you a message: 'You're like a dead person.'
Your uncle asks, 'Is this you?' and you say 'No, that's my Facebook profile.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A condition where your friends forget you if you’re not on Facebook. They think you're gone unless you’re annoying them with updates.
Your friend texts you: 'You’re not here anymore.'
Your mom says, 'You’re like a ghost who doesn't haunt me anymore.'
Your brother says, 'You’re not even on my radar anymore.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A sickness where your friends and family forget you if you’re not on Facebook. They think you’ve vanished unless you're shouting at them every hour.
Your dad texts you: 'You’re not even real anymore.'
Your friend says, 'You're like a missing person.'
Your cousin says, 'You’re not even on my phone anymore.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A disorder where your friends think you're not alive if you're not on Facebook. They stop talking to you unless you're posting every second.
Your sister says, 'You’re like a zombie who’s not even moving.'
Your friend texts you: 'You’re not even breathing anymore.'
Your brother says, 'You’re like a ghost who doesn’t haunt me.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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