facebook snake
A Facebook user who adds you just to snoop around your life. They like everything you post, but they’d rather punch you than talk to you.
Added you? I’m here to snoop like I’m a thief in your house.
You post a photo of your dog? I like it. You post a photo of your dog's dog? I like it. You post a photo of your dog's dog's dog? I like it.
I like your life. I don’t like you. Don’t talk to me.