facebook smart
Being a total boss at life. You run a farm, run a mob, build cities, and still have time to post pictures of your cat doing nothing on Facebook. You have 2,000 friends and still think you're special.
'I just took over the city. Also, I'm getting a pet goat. Also, I like your profile pic.', 10:45 AM
'My cat is now mayor. Also, I'm rich. Also, I still don't know who my real friends are.', 2:11 PM
'I built a city. Also, I like pizza. Also, I like you.', 8:02 PM