facebook slip - You sit down to do something simple, and Facebook turns you

You sit down to do something simple, and Facebook turns you into a brainless zombie who forgets everything.

I was going to read a book, and now I’m scrolling through Facebook like it’s the most important thing in my life.

I opened my laptop to write an essay, and now I’m arguing with my neighbor on Facebook.

I started to cook dinner, and now I’m watching a video of a cat falling off a couch.