Facebook Showoff
A desperate attention seeker who posts every gift they get, even if it’s a crumpled receipt, just so they can say ‘Look what I got!’ like it’s a big deal and everyone will click like and ask stupid questions.
Posted a photo of a lollipop with a caption: ‘My 10-year-old cousin gave me this, it’s amazing’
Posted a 3D photo of a keychain and said ‘I got this from my boss, it’s so cool’
Sent a 5-minute video of unboxing a $5 mug