Facebook Shopping - When you scroll through a friend's list like it’s a buffet a

When you scroll through a friend's list like it’s a buffet and you're picking the best person to set them up with.

She’s Facebook Shopping like it’s a dating show. I’m just here for the laughs.

He’s scrolling through my friend list like it’s a dating app. So desperate.

She’s picking the best guy from my friend list. I’m just the side dish.