Facebook Shit - You’re so wasted you Facebook someone just to show them you'

You’re so wasted you Facebook someone just to show them you're still alive and you don't care if they're mad at you.

I FaceBooked my ex just to say 'You're still ugly.'

I FaceBooked my mom and said 'I love you but I’m drunk.'

I FaceBooked my brother and said 'You’re a failure.'