Facebook Shit - You're drunk and scrolling through Facebook, looking for fun

You're drunk and scrolling through Facebook, looking for fun, pictures, or people to tease. You're a mess and you don't care.

I was drunk and scrolled through my ex’s pictures. I laughed at all of them.

I looked at my friend’s profile and said ‘That’s the worst photo ever.’

I posted a comment on my sister’s picture that said ‘You look like a potato.’