facebook shiny
you drop a comment on Facebook and some weirdo you've never seen before gives it a like. It’s like they think you’re the next big thing, even though you probably still live with your mom.
'This song is the worst.', 2 people who just started following you like it.
'I’m going to die tomorrow.', 1 person who thinks they’re a philosopher likes it.
'This is the dumbest post ever.', 5 people you don’t know like it.