facebook shiny
you comment on Facebook and some weirdo gives it a like. It feels like you just made history, even though you still can’t remember your own password.
'This is the best post ever.', 2 people who’ve never used Facebook before like it.
'I’m going to be rich.', 1 person who has 1 friend likes it.
'This is the worst comment ever.', 3 people who probably work at a fast food place like it.