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That person who’s not your bestie but somehow sees everything you post and comments or likes it just to feel special. You’re too scared to unfriend them because they might tell your ex.
You posted about your ex. I had to like it even though I’m still with mine.
You said you got a bad grade. I had to comment 'same' even though I got a perfect score.
You posted a random thought. I had to like it even though it made no sense.