Facebook Seppuku - When you screw up so bad in real life, your digital self get

When you screw up so bad in real life, your digital self gets a punch in the face and your followers are dying from laughter.

I posted a video of me falling off my bike and into a puddle. It was like a horror movie.

I tried to be cool and said 'I’m not mad, I’m just selective about my happiness.' My friends thought I was mad.

I wore my pajamas to school and my teacher said I looked like a ghost.