Facebook Scrooge
Someone who acts like they're being attacked every time they get a notification on Facebook. They post something simple and then get mad when people talk about it like it was a war.
"Why did I get 10 notifications for this one post?", while throwing their phone at the wall.
They posted: "I’m tired.", Then 4 people replied to it and they yelled at their phone.
They posted a picture of their breakfast and got 8 notifications from people arguing about it.