Facebook Scrooge
A person who screams at their phone like it’s the enemy every time they get a notification on Facebook. They post something weak and then get mad when people talk about it like it was a big deal.
"I got 9 notifications for this one post and I’m not even mad!", while yelling at their phone.
They posted: "I’m hungry.", Then 3 people replied and they got mad.
They posted a picture of their dog and got 7 notifications from people arguing about it.