Facebook Roulette - You go on a friend hunt like you're searching for a long-los

You go on a friend hunt like you're searching for a long-lost relative who might still be alive.

I found a guy who's been friends with my uncle's college roommate's brother since 2001.

I clicked on a guy who has 2 friends and a profile picture of a pizza box.

I ended up on someone who has 500 friends and still doesn’t know who they are.