FACEBOOK REVEAL
The Facebook Reveal is when you see someone's profile and you're like, 'Oh my God, you were a total mess back then, and I didn't even know it.' It's like when your mom shows you the old yearbook and you're screaming.
'Wait, you had a tattoo of a unicorn? Why? And why did you dye your hair purple? I thought you were cool, not a weirdo.'
'You posted a picture of you crying in the cafeteria? You were the class clown, not a crybaby.'
'You had a pet hamster named Steve? Steve? Why? Why?'