FACEBOOK REVEAL
The Facebook Reveal is when you check someone's profile and you're like, 'You had a life? Why didn't you tell me? I had a life too, and it was a lot worse.' It's like when your ex shows up with a new boyfriend and you realize you were the one who was weird.
'You had a whole series of posts about your cat, Mr. Whiskers? I had a series of posts about my existential crisis.'
'You posted a video of yourself doing yoga every day. I posted a video of myself crying in the corner.'
'You had 100 friends. I had 2 friends and they were my mom and my dog.'