Facebook retarded
A guy who uses Facebook just to show off. He doesn't know how to use it. He takes stupid pictures and updates his status like it's his job. He doesn't talk to anyone and doesn't care if people laugh at him. His girlfriend knows his password and checks his messages to see if he's cheating. She's jealous of some hot girl who he doesn't even notice.
'I'm eating pizza', that's his status. He took a picture of a pizza that looked like it was falling apart.
'He changed his profile picture to a cat. His girlfriend took it down and called him a idiot.'
'He got a message from a hot girl and just said 'lol' and went offline.'