Facebook retarded
A guy who thinks Facebook is the best thing ever. He updates his status all the time, takes bad pictures, and never talks to anyone. His girlfriend checks his messages and deletes the hot girl who's texting him. He doesn't even care.
He posted 'I'm eating pizza' and that was his status for a week.
'His girlfriend changed his profile picture to a picture of her dog and called it 'my guy's face'.'
'He got a message from a hot girl and just said 'I'm busy' and went offline.'