Facebook Resume - Putting your whole life on Facebook like it's a job intervie

Putting your whole life on Facebook like it's a job interview and you're desperate for a job.

I worked at a store where they sell chips. Also worked at a store where they sell candy. Still no job.

I know how to play piano. Also know how to draw. Also know how to make bad decisions.

I graduated in 2015. Still haven't found a job. Still trying.