Facebook Resume - Putting every dumb detail on Facebook like it's a LinkedIn p

Putting every dumb detail on Facebook like it's a LinkedIn page and you're too dumb to know the difference.

I was born in the same city my dog was born in. Also posted about it.

I went to a school that costs more than my car. Also posted about my car.

I have 5 skills. 3 of them are lying, bragging, and posting too much.