Facebook relatives
People you put on your Facebook family list because they’re not real family, but you still call them relatives for no good reason.
My "aunt" is just my friend’s mom. She added me as a relative. That’s not how it works.
My "cousin" is my roommate. We’re not related, but I still have to pretend we are.
My "grandpa" is just my dad’s friend. He posted a photo of me with him and called me his grandpa. That’s not real.