Facebook Rash
The worst kind of friend who comments on your every move like they're your boss and you're their employee.
You posted a photo of your breakfast? I'm going to post a photo of my breakfast and say it's better than yours.
You changed your status to 'bored'? I'm going to change mine to 'super annoyed because of you.'
You posted a picture of your dog? I'm going to comment 'your dog looks like my ex.'