facebook raped
When you leave the room to go to the bathroom and your friend keeps changing your Facebook status, and you come back to find it's been updated a million times.
Your status says: 'I am a man who also eats pizza and thinks about pizza while eating pizza.'
Your friend changes your status to: 'I just ate a whole cake and it was glorious.'
Your status reads: 'I am a human who also has a second life as a dog who eats cake.'