Facebook Puppet
A human who clicks 'like' on everything, even if it’s nonsense. They’ll like your comment just because you said something, even if it’s stupid. They’ll go on a 'like' rampage like they’re high on sugar and caffeine.
"I love this comment!", it says 'I love this comment.'"
"I had to like 200 posts today, it was a battle."
"They clicked 'like' on my post, but it was just because I’m their friend."