Facebook Prepper
A Facebook Prepper is a person who gets all worked up and ready for the day Facebook starts charging or gets taken over by Big Brother. They save all your friend's emails, back up your photos, and delete any stupid stuff you posted.
I’m gonna save all my friend’s emails before Facebook starts charging us!
I’m backing up my photos just in case Big Brother deletes them.
I’m deleting my stupid posts before I get banned.