Facebook Pounce - When you post you're single and all your fake friends start

When you post you're single and all your fake friends start liking it just so they can try to get in your pants and pretend they care.

My friend’s mom liked my post and said, 'You look like you need a new guy. I’ve got a friend for you.'

My ex’s best friend messaged me and said, 'You’re back on the market. I’ve been waiting for this since 2015.'

My uncle sent me a DM: 'Single again? Let’s go to the bar and forget this ever happened.' I didn’t even ask for this.