Facebook philosophy
A ridiculous quote that's written by someone who can't spell and thinks they're profound. It always starts with Life, Love, or A Real Man and ends with the worst analogy ever.
Life is like a sandwich... but only if it's soggy and you're sad.
Love is like a sneeze... but only if it's loud and you're in a library.
A Real Man is like a zombie... but only if he's wearing sunglasses and hates pizza.