Facebook philosophy
A dumb quote that's shared by everyone who can't read. It's written by someone who thinks they're deep, but they're just full of hot air and bad grammar.
Life is like a toilet... but only if you're stuck in it and it's clogged.
Love is like a burger... but only if it's soggy and you're hungry.
A Real Man is like a bear... but only if he's wearing pajamas and hates campfires.