Facebook Philosophizing
A person who posts the same stupid sayings every day on Facebook, like they’re giving a bad speech at a funeral.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.", because they’re too lazy to take a shot.
"The best way to predict the future is to create it.", which means nothing to anyone who’s actually smart.
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.", because they don’t know what that means, but it sounds cool.