facebook perve - A person who spends all day on Facebook like it's a job and

A person who spends all day on Facebook like it's a job and then yells about what they read.

'I read your brother's wall and he said you're a crybaby. I'm going to tell him.'

'Your cousin's wall says your dad's a thief. That's not true. He's a thief.'

'I read your mom's wall and she said your uncle's a witch. That's not true. He's a witch.'