Facebook Patriot
A Facebook Patriot is someone who talks about freedom and patriots like they’re cool, but they’ve never even been in a real argument. They think they’re a hero because they know the first amendment, but they can’t tell you what the 13th amendment does.
Just posted a 300-word rant about how I’m the most patriotic person alive, even though I’ve never left my house.
I showed up to a gun rally in pajamas and screamed about the Constitution. No one knows what that means.
DMs: ‘I’m gonna fight for freedom with my bare hands!’ I still have my pajamas on.