Facebook Patriot
A Facebook Patriot is someone who talks about freedom and patriots like they're their best friends, but they’ve never been in a real war. They think they’re a hero because they know the first amendment, but they can’t tell you what the 13th amendment does.
Just posted a 150-word rant about how I’m the most patriotic person alive, even though I’ve never left my room.
I showed up to a gun rally in pajamas and screamed about the Constitution. No one understands it.
DMs: ‘I’m gonna fight for freedom with my bare hands!’ My hands are still in my pajamas.