Facebook patient - A person who uses Facebook like it's a shrink because they'r

A person who uses Facebook like it's a shrink because they're too cheap to actually pay for real therapy.

I posted about my problems. 5 people liked it. None of them gave me money.

I sent a message to my therapist. Then I replied to a comment from my cousin about their lunch.

I had a breakdown. Then I posted 20 photos of my cat and called it 'payment for therapy.'