Facebook patient
A person who lets Facebook take the place of real therapy because they're too lazy to actually talk to a shrink.
I posted 12 status updates about my ex and still haven't deleted them.
My therapist left a voicemail. I ignored it. Then I replied to a comment from my high school gym teacher.
I cried into my phone after a fight with my mom. Then I liked 17 posts about how great my life is.